Mer Sex… Really?

Okay, please. Someone. Tell me WHY you’re googling Mer Sex?

You know who you are. All of you. Every day.

Seriously. E-v-e-r-y day.

I read my site stats. Every day there is a search for Mer Sex and at least one person ends up on my blog. There are also searches for MerSex. and Sex Mer. And SexMer.

What could you possibly be looking for? I mean, I get when my first book came out, that was the big question: How do my Mer men have sex with Humans? I have to admit to being surprised by the question because, to me, it was a no brainer. (And, no, I’m not going to answer that; you’ll have to read the book.) But I seriously never saw that question coming. So, when it did, I admit to having some fun with it and that’s why I wrote the post: Everything You Wanted to Know About Mer Sex But Were Afraid to Ask. It was fun and it was funny.

But that was TWO years ago. Two YEARS. Who is searching mer sex these days? It’s certainly not to get to my books. My new series about genies is out. And just because Pirates of the Caribbean featured mermaids doesn’t mean that sex with Mers (notice: the search is not for sex with merMAIDS) is a hot search topic. So why? What are you possibly hoping to discover? What made you think of it in the first place? And what else are you finding when you google it?

If anyone can answer this, I’d be much obliged because it really is a head-scratcher for me. I know you can find out just about anything on the internet, but I have to wonder HOW someone even thinks to search Mer Sex.

6 Responses

  1. People Google the strangest things. A friend of mine was telling me about her Bikram yoga class, where participants perform poses in a 90+ degree studio. I’d heard of it but I couldn’t remember the name, so I Googled, “hot yoga.” As I was hitting, “search”, I realized I could be opening myself up to a mess of spam, so I was greatly relieved when the Wikipedia page opened first. Whew!!

    Worse yet was when I was on YouTube and wanted to send a friend the link to the Gary Allen song, “Tough Little Boys”. Only problem was, I typoed it and wrote “touch little boys.” Thank God I got that one off the screen fast!

    So really, the search for MerSex could just be an accident. Probably not, though. I’m sure there are some odd critters out there who’d like to know what else they can do with the big-mouth bass they just caught in the Schuylkill.

  2. Is this where I admit that I’m not surprised?

  3. If you don’t know, Judi, I sure can’t answer that one. You’re the Mer mistress!

  4. Judi, as you know, when your books first came out and I told my (male) co-workers, they devoted an entire afternoon to trying to figure it out, including drawing possible diagrams. NONE of them got it right. Which means you are brilliant!

  5. Maybe a typo? Mer sex shoulda been “men sex” Or maybe a lot of folks are really encountering and falling in love with Mer. Oh, I hope it’s the latter! Anyway to tell if your blog visitors live near the ocean? :-)

  6. See, I can understand how to have sex with a male Mer but how in the world does a female Mer do it as a Mer? It’s a burning question Judi. Cause you just never know when you will come into contact with a sexy Mer and want a summer splash with him. Not that I want to have sex with a female Mer, not my style–not that there’s anything wrong with that, lolol!) Inquiring minds and all that.

    Sia McKye’s Thoughts…OVER COFFEE

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